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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 13:26
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Massive Asteroid Bigger Than the Empire State Building is Racing Toward Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?
Still no good
No way
—
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What should I do to get over a relationship?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.